So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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