i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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