: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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