But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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