well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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