So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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