we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
