Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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