Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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