Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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