Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You're breaking my sexual little heart
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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