Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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