what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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