You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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