Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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