At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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