It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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