Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
party gras won. party gras always wins.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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