Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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