chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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