The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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