i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Dear god my vagina.
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