Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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