he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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