I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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