i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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