I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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