Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
He felt like a one man threesome
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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