Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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