Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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