the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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