Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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