remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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