My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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