her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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