How'd it feel making her break her religion?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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