Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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