what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
