I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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