omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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