what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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