he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
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