Just mADE A PArabola og urine
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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