Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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