i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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