How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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