its not stalking. its research.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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