just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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