You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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