I CAN MOONWALK!
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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