the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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