i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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