it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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